I gotte get this of my chest.

[Isador]

This guy walks up to the doctor, says "Doc, you gotta help me. I get up in the morning, I fuck my wife. Then carpool with the neigbours wife and on the way there, she blows me. Then I get to work and eveytime I go into the xerox room one of the young girls follow me in there so I fuck her on the xerox machine. Then at lunch time I take my secretary to a motel and I fuck her in her ass, cuz that's how she likes it. Then in the afternoon in the coffe break, I fuck the bosses wife. Then I get home before my wife, and there's the housekeeper down on all fours, so I bang her that way, and then at night I fuck my wife again"
Doc says, "Then what's the problem?"
The guy says, "It hurts when I jerk off"

[Budmonkey]

lol:D

[Nyana]

so that's where dream dust comes from.. :D

[Hincey]

rofl

[Derekian]

so that's where dream dust comes from.. :D
rofl :p

[Ultimator]

hahahahahaha, thanx that just made my day!

[GuardianAnge1]

and before hincey says it, no hincey yours hurts for many other different reasons

[Nyana]

hincey's glow purple in the dark?

[Skullsmasher]

LUBE!"!!

lmao!

[Wolf_Lord_Andy58th]

a xerox machine is a photocopier right?

[Derekian]

yeah :p

[Isador]

a xerox machine is a photocopier right?
Yeah m8, I'm not sure I spelled it right =)