Greatest Movie Quotes

[Ludicrouse]

I was just watching Dr. Strangelove on Sky Cinema 2, when i came across this beauty.


*A General and the Russion Ambassador get into a scuffle in the war room*
*The American President splits them up*
President: "Gentlemen! PLEASE!, this is a War room, we shall have no fighting in here!"



Post your greatest quotes here.

[leanmeankillingmachine]

One of my favourites from "The Usual Suspects",

Kevin Pollack (plays Hockney) is being questioned at the start of the film,

"You know what happens if we send you to prison ?"

Pollack shrugs "erm ? Fuck your father in the shower then have a snack ?"

[Isador]

The Godfather.

"Go to the mattresses"
"It's not personal, it's just business"

[Ironman]

"I'm Jamming, Jamming" - Chief Wiggum, Simpsons. :D

[JojoTheSlayer]

"Il be back."
Arnold in most of hes movies :)

"Lets not bicker about who killed who."
The father of the gay son in the weding scene of the movie Knights of the Round table.

"Am youre father. Luke, search youre feelings. You know its true."
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooo....."
Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker.
( Actualy, where I work theres a guy named "Skywalker" as hes last name :o )
Empire Strikes back. Starwars V.

[Ironman]

Well for cheesy comment I'd take the:

"I am the laaaww *with a slurr*" - Judge Dredd, Sly Stalone.

[Ultimator]

Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up: THIS... is my BOOM STICK!

From Army of Darkness, EDIII priceless! =)

[Oselly]

Just read the monty python and the holy grail sig :D

[Wolf_Lord_Andy58th]

/praise to all monty python

"blessed are the cheese makers"

[Budmonkey]

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?....Well, do ya punk?

[Echor]

Bladerunner: Wake Up, Time to Die!!

[Rebel]

Jim Carey in Me, Myself and Irine when the bitch mum n her 3 kids push in front of him.

"Vagicream, Vagicream isle 5, we have a full on phelopeon fungus buildup here

[Bagpuss]

Not going to tell you the film... see if you can work it out, but this ones a classic. Bonus points if you can name the song that plays after he says all this...

Mr. Blonde: Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.
[He removes his razor]
Mr. Blonde: You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite.

[Echor]

Not going to tell you the film... see if you can work it out, but this ones a classic. Bonus points if you can name the song that plays after he says all this...

Mr. Blonde: Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.
[He removes his razor]
Mr. Blonde: You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite.Reservoir Dogs, don't know the music though...

[Tapja]

Ah, theres so many of them...

Aliens:
Did I.Q.s just drop sharply while I was away?

Demolition Man:
I've seen the future. You know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin, sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing, "I'm an Oscar Meyer wiener."

2001:
You know, of course, though he's right about the 9000 series having a perfect operational record--they do.
Unfortunately, that sounds a little like famous last words.

Spaceballs:
You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!

Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

Jurassic Park:
"God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs."
"Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth."

[Ultimator]

yippy ka yey motherfucker :p

[Derekian]

*spank*

Thank you sir may I have another? :D

[Oselly]

Not going to tell you the film... see if you can work it out, but this ones a classic. Bonus points if you can name the song that plays after he says all this...

Mr. Blonde: Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.
[He removes his razor]
Mr. Blonde: You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite.

The Song is "Stuck in the Middle with You" by Stealers Wheels

[Bagpuss]

W00t Oselly gets 10 bonus points....

Next its ..... da dada da da daaaaa .... Naaaame that film

1)

Actor 1: May I offer you anything to read, ma'am?
Old lady: Do you have anything light?
Actor 1: How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends?"


2)

Actor 1: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
Actor 2: Intent? How did you establish that?
Actor 1: When a man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!


3)

Actor 1: You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.


4)

Harry Zimm: "I once asked this literary agent what writing paid the best, and he said, "ransom notes.""


5)

Deputy: J.W: this fellow's from England, see, and he's over here workin' with our government, sort of a... secret agent.





5 points for each corect answer folks

[Fusion]

2 = Dirty Harry
3 = Fight Club
5 = Live and Let Die

[Ironman]

Well since you took 2,3 and 5

1 = Airplane.
4 = Get shorty.

[Fusion]

Well since you took 2,3 and 5

1 = Airplane.
4 = Get shorty. Ah, I wondered if it was airplane :)

[Oselly]

pfft give everyone else a chance :D i only just saw the tread and you two had nabbed them all

[GuardianAnge1]

what about this one...


"A DIVERSION!"

:D its easy

[Oselly]

God damn ie heard those words so many times in films i cant even guess

[Bagpuss]

Ok i can see its too easy for you guys.... time to get tough,
yes Iron & Fusion got em straigh off the bat

Welcome to Bagpuss's Big-screen Brainteaser Bonaza




1.
Actor 1: They're launching the XR-2300! You know what that is doctor?
Actor 2: The muffler bracket for the '79 Pinto?
Actor 1: No, that's the XR-2200. The 2300 is the lunar shuttle.

2. “I love the smell of napalm in the morning”

3.
Actor 1: I'm a fu**ing idiot 'cause I can't make a lamp?
Actor 2: No, you're a genius 'cause you can't make a lamp.
Actor 1: What do you know about trigonometry?
Actor 2: I could care less about trigonometry.
Actor 3: Bender, did you know without trigonometry there would be no engineering?
Actor 1: Without lamps there'd be no light.

4.
Actor 1: That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter," that's an indictment of organized religion. The Walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buda, or with his tusks, the Hindu elephant god Lord Ganesha. Now, that takes care of your Eastern religions. Now, the Carpenter, which is obviously a reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son. He represents the Western religions. Now, in the poem, what do they do? What do they do? They dup all these oysters into following them, and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en mass. Now, I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths, based on mythological figures insures the destruction of ones inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions, by inhibiting our decisions, out of, out of fear of some intangible parent figure that shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says, "Do it . . . do it and I'll fu**in' spank you!"

5.
Actor 1: [I]'m gonna give you three seconds--exactly three fu**ing seconds--to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fu** you!
6.
Actor 1: England is about to learn the cost of betrayal--inflation adjusted for 1945.
7.
Actor 1: All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.
Actor 2: Yeah, well, that sounds like a really good deal. But, I think I have a better one. How about I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call.

8.
Actor 1: Follow, but follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so fowl, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of four fifty men lie strewn about its lair! So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage, or your strength, come nay further, for death awaits you all . . . with nasty big pointy teeth!
9.
Actor 1: What the fu** am I doing in the back?! You the mother-fu**er should be on brain detail! We fu**ing switchin', I'm washing the windows, and you picking up this n****r's skull.

10.
Actor 1: We've lost Gorgeous George.
Actor 2: You're going to have to repeat that.
Actor 1: We've lost Gorgeous George.
Actor 2: Well, where'd you lose him?! He ain't a set of fu**ing car keys, is he? And, it's not as if he's incon-fu**ing-spicuous, now is it?

[Ironman]

1 = Airplane II
2 = I think it's from Apocalypse Now not 100% though.
3 = Was soooo close to just write Futurama due to the "Bender" name but I think it's from Breakfast Club?
4 = Dogma
5 = Oh I love that quote: Full Metal Jacket
6 = Golden Eye. (Everytime I see "England" it makes me think 007. So that one was kinda easy)
7 = Neo my friend when you say that they "melt" your mouth. Matrix, extremely cool scene (quite freaky).
8 = Muahahhah... Monty Python and the holy Grail.
9 = Pulp Fiction?
10 = Snatch. And I love everything that I've seen with Vinnie in. :D

[Peete]

2 is from Apocalyspe Now, 100% sure :p

[Fusion]

#9 is Full Metal Jacket i think

[Peete]

9 is from Pulp Fiction :
http://pix.nofrag.com/90/cb/a92bf38533b92ff868cca1f7396d.jpg
(brain + window :p)

[Bagpuss]

damn iron .. you watch too much tv ... guess for the next one i'll have to get really obscure


gratz by the way ... all of em were correct

[WiGgLr]

Who could forget Team America (fuck yeah!)

Spottswoode: Remember, there is no "I" in "Team America".
Intelligence: [pause] Yes, there is.


Gary Johnston: Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to get in your car and let you put your finger inside me. Then if I go down on you I get a movie part.
Spottswoode: Please, Gary, I'm not from Hollywood. I'm not going to fuck your mouth and my time is extremely valuable.
Gary Johnston: Jesus, this is a nice limo.
Spottswoode: Yes, it is. Now suck my cock.


Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100.
Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...
Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.
Chris: Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.


Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!


Lisa: [to Gary] You had me at "dicks fuck assholes".

[Ironman]

Well I have no life. I watch too many film, I have a wife, I have two kids, I play alot of computer.

Hmmmm eat? shower? sex? parties? social life? sleep? Ahhh yes there is was... I get no sleep. I get plenty of the rest. :D
Just last night I managed to squeze in 2 hours of sleep. :D

@WiGgLr - Damn I don't know that movie I think?!?!?!?!? Totally 100% wierd. Must see.

Two films I love is: Basketball and Orgasmo. Very funny films.

[Fusion]

Team America is basically Thunderbirds done by the people who did South Park and Orgasmo...

[Ironman]

ME WANT THAT!!! :D

[Oselly]

Team America is basically Thunderbirds done by the people who did South Park and Orgasmo...

Well they did Baseketball too, its all fantastic stuff, Especially the south park, Ive seen every southpark epsiode done :D

[leanmeankillingmachine]

Team America, some fucking great lines in that one. One of my favourites being near the end when the Team are in trouble and ask

"How can we trust him again ?"

"Because he gave me a blowjob this morning"

"Welcom back"

[Rebel]

another great line from T.A -
"Wow a flying limo, i've seen everything now!"
"Have you ever seen a man eat his own skull?
"No?!?"
"Well you havn't seen everything son."

[TheIcon]

Not going to tell you the film... see if you can work it out, but this ones a classic. Bonus points if you can name the song that plays after he says all this...

Mr. Blonde: Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.
[He removes his razor]
Mr. Blonde: You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite.

When ever I hear that song I do the Michael Madsen Dance :) It plays about every 2nd day on the Satradio at work :)

[TheIcon]

I'll throw a few of my own favoriets

1. Thats just fucking great, GAME OVER MAN

2. - you sure this is going to work ?
- My Shit always works, sometimes!

3. You where tied to the tracks and the train just kept running over you, kept running over you. Dident it ?

4. "Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?"

5. We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

6. There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

7. YOU BREAK IT YOU BUY IT !

8.
- Gir Reporting dutie!
- Gir? what dose the G stand for?
- I.... dunt know ..weeeeeeee waahooooo weeeeee.

[Wolf_Lord_Andy58th]

invader zim ftw

[Nikodemus]

1. Thats just fucking great, GAME OVER MAN
Damn I love that movie.

[Trouble]

What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ******s, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

Class just class :)

[Oselly]

"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show. "

Was Watching it and couldnt resist

[TheIcon]

"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show. "

Was Watching it and couldnt resist

WIN :D

[Wolf_Lord_Andy58th]

WIN :D

yes

[Isador]

Any one remember where this is from?

Originally said by: ???
Welcome to earth

I remember the intire audience started cheering when the star of the movie said that line, just after punching some alien out :D

[Trouble]

I just wish i had more time to seek out the dark forces and join there hellish crusade.


Guess it guys :)

[Nikodemus]

@Isa:
Independence Day

[DestRox]

Damn I love that movie.
Ten seconds, people. Look sharp!

Movement!
What's the position?
I can't lock in!
Talk to me, Hudson!
Multiple signals.
They're closing.
Go to infrared, people.|Look sharp!
What's happening, Apone?|We can't see anything in here.
Pull your team out, Gorman.
I got readings|in front and behind.
Where, man?|I don't see shit.
He's right.|Nothing's back here.
Something's moving,|and it ain't us!
Oh, shit.

me 2 ;) i lost count at 70 somethin..

[Skullsmasher]

Oi! u forgot!!

"There can be only one!" :D

[TheIcon]

Ten seconds, people. Look sharp!

Movement!
What's the position?
I can't lock in!
Talk to me, Hudson!
Multiple signals.
They're closing.
Go to infrared, people.|Look sharp!
What's happening, Apone?|We can't see anything in here.
Pull your team out, Gorman.
I got readings|in front and behind.
Where, man?|I don't see shit.
He's right.|Nothing's back here.
Something's moving,|and it ain't us!
Oh, shit.

me 2 ;) i lost count at 70 somethin..


Hey Vasques ... have you ever been mistaken for a man ?

No have you ?

[Oselly]

?