Gunhead
Friday, 14th January 2005, 08:44
When i was 14 i wanted a girlfriend.
When i was 16 i had a girlfriend but something was missing from the relationship. I wanted a girlfriend who'd be passionate.
When i was 20 i had a passionate girlfriend but she was all too emotional. Everything was a grand drama and she often threatened me with suicide. I wanted a relationship which had stability and security.
When i was 25 i had a stable and secure girlfriend but she was boring. Everything she said and did was predictable. I wanted an exciting girlfriend.
When i was 30 i had an exciting girlfriend but she cheated on me constantly. She refused commitment and was reluctant to talk about the future. I wanted a girlfriend who'd have a direction in her life.
When i was 35 i had a girlfriend with a direction in her life. She was smart and constantly driving forwards. We got married. We got divorced. She took everything i had.
Now that i'm older and wiser i want a girlfriend with big tits.
When i was 16 i had a girlfriend but something was missing from the relationship. I wanted a girlfriend who'd be passionate.
When i was 20 i had a passionate girlfriend but she was all too emotional. Everything was a grand drama and she often threatened me with suicide. I wanted a relationship which had stability and security.
When i was 25 i had a stable and secure girlfriend but she was boring. Everything she said and did was predictable. I wanted an exciting girlfriend.
When i was 30 i had an exciting girlfriend but she cheated on me constantly. She refused commitment and was reluctant to talk about the future. I wanted a girlfriend who'd have a direction in her life.
When i was 35 i had a girlfriend with a direction in her life. She was smart and constantly driving forwards. We got married. We got divorced. She took everything i had.
Now that i'm older and wiser i want a girlfriend with big tits.