Something comes out of the shamam forum from time to time

[Daymare]

And then there was this kid who went to the blizzard god.

He said: "I love animals!"
God said: "And thou shalt tame the creatures and they shalt come to thy aid. What other powers doth thou seek?"
He said: "I love animals!"
God said: "Alright, got that one already!"
He said: "I love animals!"
God said: "OMFG" (Which is quite ironic, because he is god) "Wouldn't you rather have the überpowers to kill and gank as it pleases you?
He said: "I love animals!"

And thus the hunter was born.

[Daymare]

There was once a kid who went to the Blizzard God..

He said,
"I want 2 be an ubar tank?!11", and Blizzard gave him shield and mail
He said,
"lolo I wunt 2 be a maege 2", and Blizzard gave him instant nukes
He said,
"I want to heal", and Blizzard gave him heals
He said,
"but WTF? Druids getz formz so ken i tu plxz?", and Blizzard gave him wolf form
He said,
"OMGLOLOL, my heals r not teh instantz", and Blizzard gave him nature's swift
He said,
"OMG but warriorz r teh hit so hard wit teh weaponz?", And Blizzard gave him Windfury
He said,
"BUT TETZ NO FAIRZ, teh enemyz r having pewerful bufforz?", And Blizzard gave him an instant low mana
cast Purge
He said,
"K BUT I STILL KENT kite 4ever lyk teh OMG?", and Blizzard made the frostshock effect last longer than
the cooldown

So the kid went on killing lowbies, shouting "WTFLOLOL PWND n00Bz0Rs" and using /spit.
After 7 hours of corpse camping, something terrible happened! A bunch of level 60 alliance guys managed
to kill the shaman!

The kid went to the Blizzard God and said,

"OMGWTF, I R TEH DIEDZ BT I DUNT WUNT 2 do teh corpze runzors? i die lyk wtf i shundnt ROFL!"", And Blizzard
gave him a self rez with no sickness

And so the shaman class was born.

[Daymare]

There was once a kid who went to the Blizzard God..

He said,
"I want 2 be an ubar tank?!11", and Blizzard gave him shield and plate
He said,
"lolo I wunt 2 be able to healz myz3lf!", and blizzard gave him heals.
He said,
"Omfg r0efl wtfz I steel get pwned by dots 'n sh1T!1!", so blizzard gave him cleanse
He said,
"OMFGROFLWTFBBQ Sometimez I steel get teh pwnz0red1!1!", and Blizzard gave him a big yellow bubble that breaks all stuns dots and magic effects to make him indestructable for 12 seconds
He said,
"WTFLAWL man!!1! I steel cant brutally pawnz0r every1"?W?1!", and Blizzard gave him Lay On Hands
He said,
"OMG but warriorz r teh hit so hard wit teh weaponz?", And Blizzard gave him Seal of the Crusader
He said,
"K BUT I KENT STOEN MY TRAGOT? WTFzo0rs!?", and Blizzard gave him Hammer of Justice

So the kid went on killing lowbies, critting for 600dmg at lvl 38 "WTFLOLOL PWND n00Bz0Rs" and using /spit.
After 7 hours of corpse camping, something terrible happened! A bunch of level 60 horde guys managed
to kill the paladin!

The kid went to the Blizzard God and said,

"OMGWTF, I R TEH DIEDZ BT I DUNT WUNT 2 do teh corpze runzors? i die lyk wtf i shundnt ROFL!"", And Blizzard
gave him the ability to hearthstone while imba shielding.

And so the paladin class was born.

[Daymare]

Mostly just funny for the people really really tired of whining sods =)

[Tasie]

LoL.. That is some funny "stories".. Good stuff:)