British Translator

[Oselly]

Got bored and found this http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/
great fun i thought :D
can help some of the insults fly accross TS

Now if you'll ey yous Am go'n down de bewzer.

[GuardianAnge1]

Ludi, you understand this? I yav sex with ar wench.

Paulo, what about this? Ay juss stole me fairst 'ubcap.

[One Armed Scissor]

Shit off yew 'airy dogs chopper...